i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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