Its about making memories worth repressing
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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