my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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