1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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