: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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