I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
We have so much sex to catch up on
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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