toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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