3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
hell yes lets make some ravioli
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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