Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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