i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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