You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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