you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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