haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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