Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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