she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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