Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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