Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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