you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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