Who did Billy Mays play for?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I'm really busy with my period
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