I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
