butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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