did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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