We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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