my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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