But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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