so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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