Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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