so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
this is an emotional support booty call
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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