In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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