it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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