HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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