Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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