Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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