My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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