TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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