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covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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