bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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