I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Randomize
