ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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