Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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