what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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