sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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