remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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