Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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