Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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