I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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