Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Is Oprah even human
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Randomize