what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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