I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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