How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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