Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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