I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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