if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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